Every single one of you should go watch Ask a Ninja. Those of you with iTunes should subscribe to the video podcast (no, you don't need a video iPod for that - just search for "ask a ninja" in the iTunes Music Store). It's particularly funny for me because the dude keeps reminding me of Joe (Shawna's husband).
"You don't hire a ninja for everyone you need to kill. I mean, if it's a regular Joe Schmoe, that's what Italians are for."